Rolling 1d6: 4
Rolling 1d6: 5
"I see you're ready to differentiate yourself from children eh? A brave choice," says the big man.
He takes out two tubs of ice cream from a nearby ice crate and opens the lids, revealing a tub of vanilla and a tub of chocolate. He then takes out two wooden boards, and puts upon them two peeled bananas each stacked vertically.
"Alright, just try to stand still while I serve you."
The big man then deftly places the plates of banana atop your heads, instantly achieving balance.
Just as you are a little confused as to what is happening, out from under the counter the big man retrieves TWO BATTLEAXES.
OH SHIT!
Before you can even react, he performs a audacious TWIN BISECTING CHOP towards the banana plates resting on your heads, you can practically hear the sharpness of the axes as they whistle through the air.
The axes easily cut through the bananas and eats into the wood. At that moment, everything seems nigh, your brief life flashes before your eyes.
But the expected death does not come, the axe is stopped only millimeters away from your skull.
Afterwards is a flurry of ice cream, sprinkles and cherries, all scooped with the very axes that almost took your lives. In a matter of seconds two banana splits are created, their forms practically the ideal of what a banana split should be.
You feel an abnormal movement in your bowels, but you manage to hold it in.
The big man stops to admire his handiwork and Brue's knocking knees.
"Its quite the experience, eh? A real man is someone who stands tall in the face of death, it seems that you're still a bit lacking in that regard," he says to Brue.
"Even the lass over here is faring better than you."
Ruru's face is a ghastly pale white, but she remains standing firmly.
Ruru and Brue quickly finish their MANLY splits, and they head out, Ruru with a bag of peaches in hand.
(pepe)
"Oh man, come on, stop pretending that you don't know," says Bob with a wink.
